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Wood Demotivational Poster

CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.

TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

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manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "Damn Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.

A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


TAGS: does bear shit woods
Rating: 3.91/5

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mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am
Solved ! 5 l's


Airsoft -

TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there photos in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "Pussy Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
fuck, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad ass then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.

194 Minutes -

TAGS: titanic disaster film hollywood history
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".

STONECOLD STARE - Did the temperature just drop several degrees?

TAGS: clint eastwood
Rating: 4.85/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:45 pm
Clint was a weakling, Steve McQueen was the king of everything!
Feasibly - June 4, 2011, 7:03 pm
Hail to the king of bad a55ery!
Brawler - June 4, 2011, 6:39 pm
That's for sure:)
DarthKauloz - June 4, 2011, 6:37 pm
Awesome! Good ol'Clint! Not many can do the stare-down like him!

CLINT EASTWOOD - is pro-get off my lawn.

TAGS: clint eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.85/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:22 am

LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - Life in the fast lane can be the kiss of death. Be careful what you wish for.


TAGS: walle love woody allen
Rating: 4.69/5

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derk91 - May 21, 2011, 5:40 pm
0_- my brain hurts...
Darlin - May 21, 2011, 12:32 pm
This is great! 5L's


TAGS: woods photo camp
Rating: 4.74/5

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pzykosiz - November 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Can you say "selfies"?
MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 3:54 am
I've got chills, they're multiplying. :) brrrrr
Sho - December 12, 2012, 12:32 pm
The pictures that were taken are for you to imagine by yourself. The one in the poster just shows where she camped
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 12:12 pm
I'm an visually impaired person in a way that I usually can see exactly (as if it were in front of my eyes) what someone is talking about, but I didn't have that with this one. Thanks tho.
GaryO - December 11, 2012, 8:10 am
In your mind, some need a little more time in the dark room to develop……...
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:16 am
I dont get it.... where are the pictures?
Sho - July 1, 2012, 12:38 pm
I rather let the reader's fantasy do the rest. Nothing's more effective than your own imagination
motifayk - July 1, 2012, 2:53 am
It would have been creepier-pasta if we got to know what happened next. Or is that why we don't know it? LOL ... 5he must go back there once more...
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:41 pm
Lol thx man
Reality Lord - June 28, 2012, 8:38 pm

hairs...on ....arms...standing. dude...you just took the bar way wayyyyy up. awesome poster. i'm off to ban whoever downvotes this :D...JOKING...JUST JOKING.
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:55 pm
LMAO but creepy... 5L
Iconoclast - June 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
Truly demotivational. 5 delayed screams.

WHERE IS ALL THE FISH??? - The fish is under the water

TAGS: 3 wood
Rating: 2.21/5

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Agent K - July 28, 2009, 9:35 pm
woody your stupidity astounds me

DADDY... WHAT HAPPEN TO OUR HOME? - (The man looks at the girl) Well, baby... It just got burned and ate up by the earth. thats what happen.

TAGS: 2012 3wood
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:29 am
Grammar pirate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:26 am
I thought he might be swashbuckling a long way off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:25 am
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
Er, bird.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
That penis has run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:16 am
he's just resting.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:15 am
THAT is a dead parrot!
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:09 am
Do it now, ThePirate. Or get yer talented penis to do it. We'll wait.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:07 am
Well then, your bird's a flippin' show-off then, inn-he? (P.s.: I am assuming that by "bird" you didn't actually mean "penis". But if you did actually mean "penis" then I just gotta say that THAT'S amazing!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:06 am
ThePirate check your pm's
ThePirate - August 27, 2009, 1:02 am
this is beyond terrible. My bird speaks better english than this..


TAGS: 3wood
Rating: 2.25/5

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Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 8:51 am
Ok, we see that now. what else is new?

DéJà VU? -


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


MOMMA DON'T LET YOUR......... - babys grow up to be go-go dancers

TAGS: 3wood
Rating: 2.28/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 9:08 pm
I am shock...... 11 people.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 11:20 pm
a.k.a. - keep a dad around.

HUMPEY DUMPEY - Is about to get shot!!!

TAGS: 3wood
Rating: 1.58/5

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Cubbyfan - August 24, 2009, 11:28 pm
It's Humpty Dumpty... FAIL!

PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death





TAGS: tiger woods lion cheat
Rating: 3.27/5

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ICEMAN - December 2, 2009, 11:01 pm
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards. Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
ICEMAN - December 2, 2009, 11:00 pm
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club! What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
ICEMAN - December 2, 2009, 10:59 pm
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger. Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 2, 2009, 2:28 pm
Would have been better with a pic of Tigers...this pic has been doen a bunch of times...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 1:35 pm
He won't be playing golf with those balls anymore. 5 BaDaBings!
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 1:32 pm
Have y'all heard the voicemail he left for his mistress yet? It's classic.

MORNING WOOD - Yes, sweetheart, I love you too. Now hop to it, it's not going to chop itself.


TAGS: clint eastwood
Rating: 2.89/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Not senile. But pro-choice, for gun control, pro-environment, pro-evolution, anti-Guantonamo, pro auto bailouts ... so to recap, NOT senile, just lost ... and possibly a week early. P.s.: hilarious poster that is not disrespectful of the Clintster.
Airman - September 5, 2012, 12:54 pm
this was NEVER meant as any put down of clint.. I laughed while he did it. some of the internet stuff on it has been funny though.. but Clint rules
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 7:19 pm

NOPE...keep your political views over at the latrine we set up for it. this is about a great man having some fun and being ridiculed by BOTH parties. mooooo is right...they should be ashamed.
Ferrarello - September 1, 2012, 5:48 pm
What's "odd" about an old Legend making the President look like a fool and the invisible suit that he is ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2012, 4:53 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2012, 4:53 pm
I agree, Clint seemed perfectly normal to me, I thought he was funny. I have no problem with this poster, but the people calling him senile to discredit his speach politically should be ashamed of themselves.
maoworks2 - September 1, 2012, 3:32 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 12:41 pm

not odd...not "off". what bugs me is they are now trying to make a fool of the man. this is eastwood FFS. the only guy alive that chuck norris is afraid of. VOTE CLINT!!!
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 12:40 pm

nope..i didn't find eastwoods speech off. the man spoke with humor, integrity, and passion...something romney totally lacks. i'd vote for clint tomorrow...no shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 6:55 pm
Laffin' 'til I'm wippin' away tears! He should have reminded them not to cut-up nor harm no whores too!

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


TAGS: fun in the woods cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

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pieman - July 26, 2010, 11:15 pm
5L you silly ol bear.


TAGS: balls redneck back woods bar jokes hero legends dirty
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 12:05 am
Why would I counter-attack a temp?
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:01 am
misspelling intentional
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:00 am
I may be flamed for this butt... Ag, I didn't know you like man-ass!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:20 pm

THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff

TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

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BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WOODS. - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood


TAGS: driftwood
Rating: 4.65/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:13 pm
Bang! 5 poodles Seanski!
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 12:30 pm

70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.

I FOUND WALDO - I Found Waldo

MOMMMMMM! - Uncle Cubby's been in my toy chest again

TAGS: poor woody
Rating: 4.66/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:57 pm
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:59 pm

you know as well as I do that you did that with your dolls.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:52 pm
You just raped my childhood. RAPED IT.
pzykosiz - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm
should i even ask where this pic came from?
suenero - September 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 1:40 pm

ahahahhhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhaahhahahahahh....oh god.....can't breathe.....


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.



TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.


TAGS: indian gandhi nerhu columbus lost cricket bollywood outsource call centre
Rating: 4.23/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2012, 1:07 am
If columbus didn't get lost... then he would've discovered India and nothing would've been different.... 5till, its fine...

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???

WELL... - There's one question answered


NEW SPONSORS - They're Linin' Up Already

TAGS: tigger got woods
Rating: 2.63/5

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ronsart - December 22, 2009, 6:18 pm
my 5L! you know...Tiger is a Dem...lol

JUST DO HER - Then Just Do Her, Then Her, Then That One, Then Her Over There, Then Her, Then Her, Then Do Her Twice, Then Her.....

The Big Sleep -

TAGS: lauren becall hollywood legend film
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 14, 2014, 2:21 am
Yes. I noticed that after Robin Williams died, people seemed to forget all about Mr. Garner. I've always been a fan of James Garner, moreso than of Robin Williams. Although, both had a lot of talent.
Greybeard - August 14, 2014, 12:02 am
Yes, I forgot about Maverick. May they all RIP...
steve1961 - August 13, 2014, 11:56 pm
James Garner died, as well.
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:27 pm
They say everything comes in three's but hope it stops at 2.
premiumgrade - August 13, 2014, 8:40 am
Sweet. She was one of the classiest broads in Hollywood. It's been a sad couple of days.



TAGS: timmie woodchipper fargo criticism
Rating: 4.15/5

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steve1961 - August 11, 2012, 2:35 am
Thanks :) I'll try your suggestion on the next Timmie I meet :)
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:41 pm
Makes it easier to clean, too.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

BTW - I gave this a 5L
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

It really helps to freeze the body 1st, that way the gooey stuff doesn't gum up the chipper.


(O: -

EDWARD D WOOD JR (ED WOOD) - Yeah, his movies sucked, but he had an excuse: he was one of 4000 Marines at Tarawa, and one of the 300 who survived. Even if he was wearing a pink bra and panties at the time.

DOES THE WIFE KNOW - I am sure she knows by now.

TAGS: tiger woods
Rating: 2.54/5

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Woodywood03a - December 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Thats low man... very very low!!! funny as hell, but still low!!!

MORNING WOOD - No matter who you wake up next to, chances are you'll have it.


TAGS: culos tribute ass wood
Rating: 5/5

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culos - August 8, 2010, 2:45 pm
5 nuts to you....somehow it does look like a nut sack with small nuts and major wood as well ;-)

TALLAHASSEE - The definition of BAMF

TAGS: bamf woody zombieland
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zed - October 7, 2009, 5:08 am
In Nightcrawler's case, it is a sound effect. As ana acronym, it should be BAD A$S OEDIPAL COMPLEX VICTIM, but that would be too unwieldy, so they used BAMF instead.
Briton of Rose - October 7, 2009, 4:40 am
Wait... I thought Nightcrawler's teleportation was the definition of "BAMF"?
darkangel98s - October 7, 2009, 12:05 am
This man is a bad ass on level with anyone you can list. Love him.. BAM!

DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die

TAGS: blair witch haunted death die halloween house woods lost when you see it
Rating: 2.73/5

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Squeezie - December 9, 2008, 4:34 pm
top right window........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 10:56 am
One of my fave episodes!! Oh, the crazy schemes Slappy devised to get that ice cream back, only to find that it had melted!!
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:05 am
MWLF, remember that episode where Slappy had his ice cream taken away by Officer McGillicuddy? That was classic BWP!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 2:27 am
Sure there was. The characters were June, Brent, Slappy, Porkpie McButtercorn, Blair, Johnny Stickbundle, Little Nell, the Scarecrow, Chad Darlington of Montgomery Hills, and Sergei. My favorite scene was the pie eating contest!
me - November 5, 2008, 11:07 pm
um, there is no one named "brent" in BWP
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:11 pm
Ok, I see it. Had to zoom in to see Brent from PvP lol. I thought BWP was pretty good, certainly diff from movies I'd seen before. One off, though.
Sean - November 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
Next time you do, tell him Sean says "Hi". Bye.
Porcelina - November 4, 2008, 6:00 pm
Ohh.. I haven't seen Monty Python in a longggg time
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:58 pm
Yeah Porcelina, it's bit of a riff on the opening credits of The Holy Grail: "A moose once bit my sister."
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:56 pm
... upper window, above the door.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 5:53 pm
*snxxxxx* Huh? What? I was snoring at the big revelation. A face. That's all? I thought for sure there'd be a woman peeing on an electric chair with her tongue stuck out, committing vote fraud.
porcelina - November 4, 2008, 5:51 pm
it only killed her once, sean?
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:43 pm
and two kinda longish eyes peeking out of the top window ... and then there's the 706 ninjas, assuming I counted correctly ....
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:39 pm
top window on the right? face.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 5:21 pm
Hasn't anyone seen it yet?? When you see it...
Sean - November 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
My God, Da5id's right ... and a draft once killed my sister.
Da5id - November 4, 2008, 2:54 pm
Clearly this house has no windows installed... you might catch a cold.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 2:36 am
Ahhhh, the horror!! Seriously, the witches around here spend more time primping their hats. We have a Blair Witch, but she's the Blair from Facts Of Life Witch.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 12:53 am
MWLF, don't be surprised if you find 3 piles of rocks outside your house tomorrow...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
Electric Chair Guy, stand in the corner!!!!!
Sean - November 3, 2008, 5:10 pm
A 3.6 rating after 48 votes, for a poster that no one has said anything nice about ... nothing fishy here.
Sancho Panza - November 3, 2008, 3:42 pm
This poster blows chunks. Who cares about a house?
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 3:19 pm
Et tu MWLF?
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 3:05 pm
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen you be mean to someone... that made me giggle xD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 3:03 pm
And you'll make a poster of someone shitting said bricks and you'll vote for it ten thousand times, while the rest of us ignore you.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:14 pm
By the way you guys, --when you see it you will shit bricks.......
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:13 pm
Christ look at all these comments.. what have i started...
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
Which would be you and..Well, just you.
Daniel Myrick - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
No, it sucked. I directed it. No one should like it
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 1:21 pm
Ok I think we have heard enough from the haters, I get it, you hate it, now stfu already. lets hear from the people that liked the movie now
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 12:46 pm
That film sucked. It was boring, uneventful and not even slightly scary. I've seen scarier stuff on Spongebob.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:34 pm
Remember: The most frightening things are those we cannot see.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:29 pm
This was never a "horror" movie. Horror movies are all about violence and messy gore. This movie is about suspense, creepiness, and just enough mystery that you must fill in the gaps with you're imagination. Creative people like this movie.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:16 am
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 10:13 am
Hey you stupid kids! Get off my lawn!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:09 am
No, I don't like it because I go to see a horror movie to get frightened... or even startled
dgbt - November 3, 2008, 9:36 am
i liked blair witch project. no other movie has even come close to the realism this movie has. people dont like it because u couldnt see the scary monster slaughter people.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 5:26 am
Ive watched this movie like 20 times. It has an atmosphere and a style that just clicks with me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:31 am
-sticks like in the film after the first guy disappeared, and shoved a tissue inside it, that was reddened with a red sharpie. He shouted when he saw it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:29 am
I kind of liked it. Like I said, it got me at the end. It's just not the kind of movie where you can watch it over and over. Once you see it, the secret is undone. True story: saw it with some co-workers, and the next day, we put together a bundle of
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
I just looked at a youtube video of exmortis, you're right it has a photo of this house at the beginning, but the interiors are somewhere else
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:36 pm
I'm talking about a movie, not a video game
Drenix - November 2, 2008, 6:34 pm
Well, at least the 1st game kinda scared a little, too bad the aiming sucks... EC Guy, have you played Exmortis? -nothing to do with BWP but it has the house at the beggining-
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 4:04 pm
man, so many haters. Is there not one person here who likes blair witch project?
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 12:46 pm
It's a movie that manages to turn up the suck every time you watch it.
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 11:47 am
It's hard to grasp that concept when you don't want to watch it once, even.
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 11:17 am
Its a movie you appreciate more the more you watch it
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 11:12 am
No, that 'wtf' at the end left me with a sense of 'I want my goddamn money back, this movie SUCKED.'
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 8:41 am
Leaving you at the end with the "wtf" leaves you with a sense of mystery, and that ignites the imagination.
The one's whos sucking the EC Guy's ass 'cos says otherwise - November 2, 2008, 8:19 am
That movie's no a clasic and it sucks. Had its moments but, being honest in the end I just wondered wtf?.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 11:37 pm
Blair witch 2 sucked balls, ill give you that
Charles - November 1, 2008, 8:12 pm
Blair Witch Project 2.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 3:14 pm
To you, yes, To me it is a classic that can never be done again
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:00 pm
The move still sucked shit.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:30 pm
I should be a diplomat, I put arguments to rest.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:24 pm
Yeah, I see your point. Still not my cup of tea, though.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
When you watch a movie that only has a little bit of action, that action feels way more intense
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
Thats what made the movie so appealing to me, the feeling that it was real. The more action you have, the less potent the action is. When you watch an action movie, its no big deal seeing action
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:06 pm
It would be better if they didn't argue so much and there was more action
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:03 pm
I like it because I like it, it has nothing to do with it going in a different direction. The movie just clicks with me, and I feel sorry for you that it didn't do the same
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:41 am
If you like it just because it went in a different direction, I feel sorry for you. Just because it went outside the box doesn't mean it's good. Emo, being a prime example. Now, Cloverfield did good... this failed
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 10:00 am
by the way, when you see it, you'll shit bricks...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:24 am
I saw it at a preview screening just before it got official release, and most of the movie didn't wow me, but the last shot of that guy standing in the corner creeped me out bigtime. Of course, I'm not a horror movie fanatic, so I have a big wimp factor.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 8:17 am
If you can not appreciate the rawness and realism of that movie, I feel sorry for you
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:54 am
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:43 am
That movie was awesome and classic, anyone who says otherwise can suck my ass
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:53 pm
That movie sucked so much balls. I wound up cooking dinner and dessert so I would have an excuse not to watch that stupid movie with my boyfriend
Electric Chair Guy - October 31, 2008, 10:37 pm
Trivia note for you movie fans: Thats the house from the ending of the blair witch project

From The Earth To The Moon -

TAGS: hollywood computers movies earth moon
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am




TAGS: last redwood consumerism sarcasm humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 15, 2016, 4:38 am
an UP yours, Did you know all the plants in Tomorrowland are edible


TAGS: solitude companion fox woods
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 4:16 pm

I've never been lonely, per se. I am lonely for particular people, but not lonely in the generic sense.
maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 4:04 pm
Never Said I Was lonely till i had to live in the city.
lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 3:57 pm

I couldn't agree more...
maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:33 pm
I Lived In The Bush All My Life But The City Is A Cold Dark Place.
lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 3:26 pm

I'm one of those people who's alone in a crowd. Always have something going on in my head.
maoworks2 - June 5, 2013, 3:14 pm
That's Me .
lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 11:01 am

Thank you, GaryO. What a nice way to start the day!~
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:43 am
Quite beautiful….indeed.


TAGS: wood poem twist thanks grey
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - November 25, 2010, 6:05 pm
Sad but true, it is my third language...LOL As you can see in the tags this great poem is penned by GreyScorpion. I'm not able to write either a good poem or a poem with a twist like this. GS made it for my first Tina poster, but I saved it 'til now.
Derek - November 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
Sehr gut Cubby-esque. It's hard to believe English is your second language.



TAGS: jake elwood blues brothers boobs
Rating: 4.45/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:34 am


predictions -

TAGS: 3d movies films hollywood future
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 1:45 am
Ye5, but not as awesome as that 3D in Back to the Future.


TAGS: wood
Rating: 4/5

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TAGS: questions eastwood gran motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.61/5

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GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:00 pm
Not Really....But there are a couple of women I can say that about....$40 for a penicillan shot? ridiculous
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:21 pm
Alright.....I'm too drunk to p[ost.........hoorah?........roll me on my side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:19 pm
Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings in the rooms of her Ice water mansion, Michigan steams like A Young mans dreams...The islands and bays are for sportsmen....farther below! Lake Ontario, takes in what Lake Erie can send 'her.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:09 pm
Take it easy, Canada! Catcha later.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:08 pm
I gota go drop off my Thermodynamics lab. see ya guys later
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:06 pm
or, just use " Enter" ofr a C, huh Canada?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or maybe not. [email protected], back to the drawing board.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Canada, use a dollar-sign for the first letter-s "BADA$S". Substitute a < for the c in "MOTHERFU
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:57 pm

HOME ALONE - Macaulay Culkin and His Crack Pipe

TIGER WOODS - Nike's been telling him for years to "Just Do It"...

TAGS: tiger woods nike
Rating: 3.06/5

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MalicE - February 4, 2010, 9:45 am
thx, I was a bit sceptical about this one at first as well
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:24 am
I thought about this when it first came out and I passed because I thought it would turn out lame. It didn't. Nicely done.

RESIDENT NEUROTIC - Where can I put away all my neurosises?

WHAT THE KID SAID - He said, hand it over. Right now!

- A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep. --- Woody Allen

TAGS: peace lion lamb woody allen
Rating: 2.08/5

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clon - August 26, 2008, 10:41 am
again... just browse some posters to get the point on this website.


TAGS: roast the decade 1960s sixties woodstock conformity
Rating: 4.8/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:31 pm
Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
far out man


TAGS: hollywood squares
Rating: 4.55/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:34 pm
i lol'd so much at this
Ozbad - January 19, 2012, 1:20 am
very funny


TAGS: shark eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 12:33 pm

great movie and great line.

MORDOR - Oh wait, no it's just more arson fires in Hollywood ...

TAGS: mordor arson fires in hollywood
Rating: 4.42/5

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CloudchaserS - January 2, 2012, 10:06 am
If the perp were going around setting boxes of cornflakes and Cheerios on fire, would he be called a cereal arsonist?


MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?

TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.

SEQUIOA SEMPERVIRENS - They say the redwood is amongst the largest hardwoods in the world.


TAGS: men eastwood
Rating: 3.42/5

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ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:49 pm
That's just not right.
RushReference - June 5, 2009, 2:23 pm
You know what? That does it! Photoshop is officially secured! Everybody turn in your graphic pen tablets!!!
Christopher - March 11, 2009, 8:18 am
I never wanted to be a gun-sling'er, anyway. I wanted to be...... a lumberjack!
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:31 pm
This is awesome! I never in a million years would ever have guessed that about Jack Elam.

MORNING WOOD? - Just Say Quack!


TAGS: dead mans hand in deadwood
Rating: 2.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 7:18 pm
No, this is fantastic. And I must have missed it cuz I just got to give it my 5.....you even got the gun right.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
Love the game enough to do this one (maybe not as well as it could have been done) awhile back...


The Big Picture -

TAGS: life death fate destiny hollywood
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 10:42 pm
3rd degree burns... :)
GaryO - July 26, 2014, 10:35 am
it hurts r-e-a-l gud.
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:31 am
...but where'5 the fun in that?

understanding -

TAGS: morning wood problem
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:37 am
wood and coffee! The two best ways to start my morning!
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:25 am
Of course forseti comes back with something that's hard to swallow...a 5L teehee!
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 8:51 pm
Don't force it down too hard or your feet might fly out from under. It's called torque.
spacedog - January 22, 2014, 6:04 pm
Ha! Good to see one of yours forseti.
GaryO - January 22, 2014, 8:45 am
BAM! Fors 5
Reality Lord - January 22, 2014, 6:46 am

Lol...epic fors :)



TAGS: hollywood cocaine drinking partying relapse
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.


TAGS: apr 20 regret tiger woods
Rating: 4.69/5

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Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:40 pm
Getting married in the first place.
pieman - April 20, 2010, 2:22 pm

SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate

THE GREATEST GENERATION? - Hey, he survived the brown acid at Woodstock.

TAGS: hippies woodstock sixties
Rating: 4.18/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 10:56 pm
The hippies aren't the ones called the "Greatest Generation", it's their parents: Raised during the depression, won the second world war, etc. Sometimes, their children (the hippies) are called the Golden Generation, because they had so much.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2011, 8:49 am
He Looks Like I Feel This Morning !!

THE MAN WITH NO NAME - knows what to do with an empty chair


TAGS: self satisfaction woody smoking
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:32 pm
Touche, space... I guess my word is gold.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
I've never tasted my milkshake, so I'll have to take your word for it Aggy. LOL
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
Now that's funny Ron

CONSUMER WARNING - Although Well-Intentioned, This Product Will Not Protect You From Golf Club Or Fire Hydrant Injuries - See Label


TAGS: insanity wood crazy looking face dont touch it
Rating: 3.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:50 am
That's creepy.....are you my stalker?.....can I have my laundry back?
thatonechick - December 24, 2009, 9:47 am
Indeed. Been wondering how it got to be 5/5. Glad you voted it down; I have been waiting and watching...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 9:44 am
This pic has been done to death......."pic overused" anyone?

CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Things sure have changed since I was growing up

THE TRIPLE X TOUR - Now Available For Wii

TAGS: tigger got woods
Rating: 3.53/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 1:15 pm
18 holes and 9 ball washers?

"CAPITALISM IS EVIL" - Oh, puleeeese - dude you've made millions in your industry - WHATEVER!

TAGS: moore liberals capitalism hollywood pig
Rating: 3.4/5

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WTFO - November 15, 2009, 11:44 pm
WKU, your sentence didn't need the "to know the difference" at the end. v/r
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Moore loves capitalism, he hates corporatism. He's just too stupid to know the difference.
KDP3 - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
@ LogicDude trust me if Mr.Moore does move to Cuba he won't stay after finding out about the rations laws.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:03 am
For my follow-up at Cannes, I will have tackled the controversial subject of kittens.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:02 am
A classic soon to be released example of "argument by anecdote". With that technique, and enough queeludes to keep a film crew operational and compliant, I can prove that babies are evil. And not just the ones that look like Charles Manson.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
I was to to blame the dingo.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
I think he ate your baby. He wants his babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback...
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 11:32 pm
How sweet, Haar.... he does have a certain look to him... like a cuddly Janet Reno.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
I love Michael Moore. Not the infatuated, star-struck, idol-worshipping kind of love, but the deep-seated, eternal soul-mates kind of love. I just wish he'd be more timely with the child-support.
north star - September 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Working on the pixellation, apologies for previous, less than 4.0 work.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
This poster, pixelation notwithstanding, is just a brilliant slap in the face to the thousands of motifakers here who post "I love Michael Moore" crap all over this site. A much needed effort. Well done.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Since he seems to hate his own country so much why doesn't he move to Cuba or Venezuela...let's see how they react to his moviemaking. I'll even buy his ticket!
mallen - September 6, 2009, 10:52 pm
Michael Moore can go fuck himself. No one else will, that we can all agree on.


TAGS: tiger woods hits a fire hydrant
Rating: 3.35/5

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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 10:37 pm
that's what I keep telling her!!
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:33 pm
Can't tell the difference when you are drunk though
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 10:32 pm
True Dre, True....just some's better than others.
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Any sex is good sex
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
hey!! leave my sex life out of it!!
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:28 pm
Well, I hope you didn't bring someone home from the bar that same night.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 10:23 pm
hmmm, good eyes. guess mine were somehow impaired at the time
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:22 pm
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:19 pm
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 10:19 pm
do you see a dot.com anywhere?
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:17 pm
lol, i didnt even see it at first
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:17 pm
Hey wait, how'd you get that through the mods with a website emblazzened across the pic. They must have been slackin'.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:16 pm
Very nice.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:54 pm
it's funnier now that it's public
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:14 am
Dont really get it... but 4L because I know its funny.
ICEMAN - November 28, 2009, 12:02 am
Point taken ;)
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2009, 12:00 am
you try finding a pic of a caddy hitting a fire hydrant at 11:30 at night ;)
ICEMAN - November 27, 2009, 11:59 pm
Yeahbut..... He was in a Caddy, not a Mustang.